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GLITTERY MAGICAL UNICORN POO
In deep, dark forests far far away, where humans rarely go and magic is plentiful, live the elusive mythical creatures known as unicorns.
Unicorns are shy and reclusive, preferring to spend their days hanging with other unicorns rather than venturing out and about into our modern world, with the potential to be spotted by humans.
When they do – on the odd occasion – emerge into our world, unicorns leave almost no trace of their existence. Save for their excrement, that is, which is difficult to find but ever-so-magical.
We have here for you today one pot of Glittery Magical Unicorn Poo, expertly collected and stored to seal in the freshness and magicalness. These horned herbivores` poo is slimy and pink and glittery as can be, and more potently enchanted than anything else you have ever encountered.
Unicorn poo can be used for a variety of things, such as:
- wish granting
- spell casting
- curse casting
- body adornment/decoration
- acne eradication
- Making people fall in love with you
and much, much more.
If you know someone who needs a little glittery magic in their life, then you`ve just discovered the perfect gift for them. This sh#t is definitely the sh#t.
- One pot of unicorn poo
- Comes sealed for freshness
- Label features a pretty unicorn
- Glittery sh#tty magic
Dimensions: 68 × 68 × 20 cms
Material: Glitter gel in plastic container
Care instructions: Extremely magical – handle with caution. Do not consume.
Colour: Glittery pink
Age: Not suitable for children under 3 years
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