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Make your workspace more fun and expressive with this Funny Pens Set, featuring bold swear word quotes and glitter finishes. Each pen in this collection is themed with sassy weekday vibes or sarcastic quips, making it a perfect gift for coworkers, nurses, teachers—or anyone with a sense of humour. Whether you’re jotting notes or lending someone a pen, these fun office pens are guaranteed to spark a laugh. Lightweight and comfortable to hold, each ballpoint pen features smooth black ink and a strong clip for easy carrying. Ideal for office banter, desk accessories, or cheeky gifts.
FeaturesFunny pen set with swear words and sarcastic quotes for each weekday mood
Smooth writing performance with 1.0mm black ink for daily use at work or home
Lightweight and portable – easy to carry in notebooks, pencil cases, or pockets
Unique gift idea for coworkers, nurses, students, or anyone needing comic relief
Available in multiple sets: 5PCS, 7PCS, or 9PCS with assorted colourful styles
Material: Plastic with glitter finish
Ink Color: Black
Tip Size: 1.0 mm
Pen Size: Approx. 14 × 1 cm
Styles: Sarcastic weekday mood pens, nurse quotes, and more
Package Options: 5PCS / 7PCS / 9PCS (based on selection)
5 / 7 / 9 × Funny Quote Pens (Assorted Models)
Slight size variation (±1–3 cm) may occur due to manual measurement.
Colour tone may vary slightly depending on lighting and screen settings.
Some quotes may contain mild adult language—intended for humour, not offense.
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